Eons ago, it was foretold that Captain PANIC, a being of great power, would breach the boundaries of the mortal realm. His task was to analyze any systematic corruption on the planet. It it was deemed beyond saving, Captain PANIC would re-originate the planet to cleanse it of corruption, killing all currently living organisms in the process. Upon reaching Earth, Captain PANIC was please with things such as oatmeal cookies and rootbeer. He almost seemed content with what he observed until he stumbled upon something horrifying.